A heart is the only thing that has value. If you have one, get rid of it.
Longbaugh: I’ve… never killed a man.
Interviewer: I beg your pardon?
Longbaugh: I said I never killed a man.
Interviewer: I didn’t ask if you had.
Longbaugh: You asked why I thought I was qualified, I think of that as qualification.
Interviewer: And I’m just wondering why that in particular strikes you as an important qualification for semen donation.
Longbaugh: I would say thats a big fucking qualification - excuse me, a very important qualification.
Interviewer: No one’s ever said that before.
Longbaugh: Have you ever asked?
Longbaugh: You should.
so here’s some weird Corgi mixes
This is the best post on the internet by far
corgi/anything is amazing